Originally a post about work

Ok, so I finally got Tuesdays off work, so now I can host Shanties rehearsals and go to KOI again.

I've found that Xbox and penises have a lot in common. Bigger isn't necessarily better. Xbox is big. Really big. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's over a foot long. Now, I understand, seeing that, one might say "Hey, that sure is big. I wonder what playing with that would be like?" or "Oh God, that thing is just too damned big. No way do I want that thing coming near one of my orifices!" Let's face it, video games and sex are not that different. You can have amazing hardware, but it's all about the games. No Game, No Play. There ya go, microsoft, suck my Xbox.

...besides, "box" is a girl part. I'm not about to name my Peter "Mr. Twatski." Sheesh, who's Idea was that? Probably "Willie" Gates. If you think about it, wouldn't a "Willy Gate" be a vagina? Thus proving, I'm sure you'll agree, that this man is the biggest pussy in America.

Thank you good night!